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Feral Camels, Eat Their Flesh…

“About 200 camels have been removed from South Australia’s remote Aboriginal lands as part of a feral camel management project.

Aboriginal people have been trained to muster the camels, creating an industry and turning an environmental problem into a source of income for the APY Lands.

The camels are transported to Queensland abattoirs for processing.”

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-27/feral-camels-apy-lands/3914786

Wise. Best to eat them before they eat you…

Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

(for the uninitiated – http://jasonfischer.com.au/?page_id=16)

My acceptance speech from Writers of the Future

The good folks over at the Writers of the Future contest have rereleased the video of the 2010 awards ceremony. They’ve chopped the 2 hr + video into accessible 5 minute chunks, organised into order of the award recipients! Most excellent. Here you see me and my illustrator Seth J Rowanwood collect our award statues, and thank the folks who got us there. Added bonus – a crooked bow-tie that apparently drove my poor mother crazy 🙂

If you’re a budding SF writer or illustrator, you could do worse than to enter this contest. Info can be found here:
http://writersofthefuture.com

Goddamnit, that was MY idea

Me, circa 2004: “Hey, wouldn’t it be awesome to write a sweeping epic, with sentient elephants who have established a complex society and family groups? I think I’ll call it Tusk.”

 Me (in a bookstore, circa 2005): “Goddamnit, that was MY idea!”

Me, circa 2009: “I’ve got a great idea to pitch to that zombie series: postapocalyptic world, sassy teenage girl, skilled with a bow and arrow. I’m gonna write that sucker.”

 Me, circa 2012 (everytime I see this poster): “Goddamnit, that was MY idea!”

Me, circa 2006: “OMG, best idea ever. So, when Ned Kelly was holed up at Glenrowan? And there was that train bringing all of the policemen to arrest him? What if it NEVER arrived? It would change everything! That’s a great idea for an alternate history novel! I’m gonna research it RIGHT NOW.”

Me, about 15 minutes of internet research later: “GODDAMNIT THAT WAS MY IDEA.”

Social Media, Ahoy!

I’ve been buggerizing around with Facebook to try and use it as a Business Tool, and have just created the following author page:

https://www.facebook.com/jasonfischerauthor

Feel free to “like” and follow this, all of the public author-related stuff should end up on here. Most of my social media presence involves the propogation of bad puns and various nonsense, so this is for Teh Serious. My normal account is of a private/personal nature, so this is your best bet for stuff related solely to my writing (although the writing stuff should appear on both). I’m hoping to get the blog posts mirrored onto this page too, though I’m a luddite and it’s bound to go wrong 🙂

RIP Paul Haines

This week Australia lost one of its bravest genre writers to cancer, Paul Haines. Today friends and colleagues from all over the country are flying in to his funeral, and his passing has left a massive hole in the local SF landscape. Despite his often brutal and unforgiving fiction, he was equal parts hilarious and lovely. Paul’s star was extinguished way too soon. In his writing, he never pulled a punch, and it’s almost criminal that such a rotten disease has stolen one of our best talents.

The folks at Thirteen O’Clock have put together a retrospective of his career and considerable achievements.

http://www.thirteenoclock.com.au/the-definitive-paul-haines/

His livejournal documents his tough and often heartbreaking journey:

http://paulhaines.livejournal.com/

RIP you crazy bastard 🙁

The Writer as a Parent

(Firstly, I should mention that, by the nature of this topic, it falls under Your Mileage May Vary)

During my recent writing sabbatical, I was handed a golden-ticket opportunity to take leave from my full-time job, and focus exclusively on my writing. Awesome stuff. Did the right thing, planned my goals and worked my butt off to reach them.

Not only did I get to work on my dream job, this sabbatical had another fantastic benefit. I was lucky enough to switch roles with my spouse and take on most of the parenting of our toddler. She got to increase her involvement in the workforce, while I spent more time with our gorgeous little boy. I will always be grateful for this experience, and will be a little sad when I put on my workclothes and return to the world of commuting and punchclocks.

Having said that, there were times when it was as hard as hell. I’ve never done anything like this before, and friends could testify that I can barely look after myself, let alone another human being 🙂 and I should state for the record that for two of these days, the boy was in child-care, to lock in a good window for my writing. So I only really had solo care of the boy for 3-4 days a week. I’ve got nothing but admiration for those parents who are not only full-time carers of the littlies 7 days a week, but work/study from home AND write fiction full-time. It astounds me, and having had a brief taste of their lives, it confirms how awesome and brave these people really are.

It is also a bit dangerous for one’s sanity. What you’ve got here is the double-whammy. Full-time writing is one of the most socially isolating career choices. Better people than me have gone bonkers after 6 months to a year of doing this, and being the primary carer of a kid is even worse. Cabin fever is a real possibility, and I’ll admit there came a point where I really struggled with the parenting aspect. There are so many resources for new parents, mother’s groups, the whole kit-and-caboodle. But coming in late to things and doing the Great Swap, it’s really easy to get a bit lost. Especially if you’ve been the auxilliary parent, and are now stepping up to the plate for the first time.

It’s awesome, being Daddy Day-Care. I would do it all over again, no hesitation. But here is some hard-won advice I would pass on to anyone thinking of combining writing with parenting for the first time:

Make use of your support networks – get a respite now and then. In this regard, your mother-in-law is an angel sent from heaven.

Look after your partner – they’re probably as worn out as you, especially if they’ve gone back to work from parenting. Culture shock! Do lots of nice things. Don’t forget this.

Don’t hold stuff in till you explode – if something is bothering/confusing/upsetting you about the kid-wrangling, try having a chat with your partner 🙂 chances are, It’s All Okay.

Don’t forget to be an adult – even if it’s once a month, arrange a catch-up with your friends and colleagues, sans kid. Just a bit of this stuff staves off the cabin fever!

Get a routine and stick to it – if you’re hopeless like me, get your better half to draft up a schedule. This helps dissolve all instances of “I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”

Get out of the house more often – nuff said. Lots of great activities out there to keep you and kid happy 🙂

Don’t be afraid to just let the wheels fall off – There will be times when you have a filthy house, everything went wrong that day, and you may as well have stayed in bed. It’s all good! Write it off, try again the next day.

 So yeah, not saying I’ve been a Perfect Parent during this time. Hoo boy, far from it. I have dropped a lot of balls, doubted myself constantly and gone around the bend and back again. But now more than ever, I definitely appreciate what my spouse has been through since day 1. She is an absolute hero, no question! End result, one happy well-adjusted kid, two slightly frazzled parents. No matter what hats we are wearing at the time, that much hasn’t changed 🙂

Getting up with the high-tech!

So I finally uploaded the WordPress app onto the iPhone, hopefully this means I will update this blog a bit more often.

Things have been going well on the writing front. I’m currently working on the first draft of the next After the World novella with the working title “Better Red than Undead”. Some familiar characters reappear in areas including Florida and Cuba, so I’ve been madly doing some research to try and get all my facts right. Hopefully this will translate into a good book.

2012 is already starting to look busy! Once i square away BRTU, work starts on a cool secret project. More details when I can give them! Plus I’m contributing some time to the Australian Horror Writers Association over the coming year, including a judging role and possible work with the mentor program.

Finally, issue #6 of Midnight Echo has gone live, so make sure you check it out! Details via the AHWA site.

(ps – it is not recommended to blog via Siri, unless you want your posts to resemble a bad Babelfish translation from Swahili to English)

Slowcooking your Fiction?

With November all but gone, the final days of my writing sabbatical slip away like greased ferrets on meth. I’m pleased to say I achieved everything I set out to do. Now I have a little window of time to relax, work on a couple of other short projects, start to noodle around with the edits for “Papa Lucy and the Boneman” and generally pat myself on the back.

With November’s end, it also brings to a close NaNoWriMo, the annual scribble-fest that consistently generates universal love or hate. A lot of folks I admire do this every year, vomiting 50,000 words onto the screen in rapid-fire style. Participants include everyone from newbies to established authors, and by all accounts most folks get something out of it. Be it the community, the challenge, or the solid kick up the bum, something works for the participants.

I understand why folks do it, but I decline every year, even when buddies get all excited and revved up. To save time, I’ll point you to this post by the eloquent author-bot known as Alan Baxter, who says it far better than I can. For the record, I agree with pretty much all of his points (especially the, “if you do get something out of NaNoWriMo, hey, that’s just dandy” vibe): http://www.alanbaxteronline.com/2011/11/01/nanowrimo.html 

Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a NaNoWriMo bash. Swift writing has its place. I think it’s absolutely useful (nay, essential) that anyone who wants to write professionally can pick up this skill. If an opportunity lands on your desk with a heavy thud and a ticking deadline, you need to be able to come up with the goods. Particularly when doing write-for-hire work (inc. the lucky sods who get involved with media tie-in work) excuses just don’t cut it. If you can’t produce good copy by the time it’s needed, future work will go to someone who *can* crank out work quickly. That’s just how it is.

At this point in my own writing trajectory, I’m lucky enough to have some perspective on this issue. For the purpose of this post, I’ll simplify the NaNoers and the NaNoNoters into two camps: those who Flash-Fry their writing, and those who get out the greasy old contraption from the bottom cupboard, the devotees of the Slowcook.

Sometimes, you absolutely have to fry the shit out of something. I’ve written several novellas and short stories to deadline, and have twice completed a Three-Day Novel race (30,000 words in a weekend!!). Typically much more editing is required on the back-end, but it can be done. If you’re organised and systematic about it, it’s not impossible, and you can still walk away with a quality product.  The Flashfry is a completely different discipline to the Slowcook, and every writer needs to be able to do this when the chips are down. These are the dudes who have groaning brag-shelves, when many the thwarted Slowcooker is still waiting for the stars to align properly, or “when I just have the *time*” etc).

Some examples of folks who’ve managed this successfully are Sean Williams (who famously wrote three or four books in one manic stretch) and Steve Savile. Steve can consistently turn out polished writing on any topic, and recently wrote a tie-in product in 19 days. 100,000 words in just under three weeks!!! An absolutely staggering output. And these aren’t sloppy products by any means, these are polished pieces completed by professionals, at a professional level. So it *can* be done, especially if that’s your job.

Then, there’s the Slowcook approach. You frequently hear of people who have taken *years* to write a single book. By all accounts, it took Jeff Vandermeer several years to work on his various Ambergris books (Finch etc). Ted Chiang has written a mere handful of short works over the last twenty years, and they’re all beautiful. These are all speculative fiction writers of course, I’m sure there’s a tonne of other writers wiser folks than me could point to and say “Slowcookers”. Often, new writers will take their first book and polish it down to bone, over several years and drafts. Then, joy of joys, new writer sells said book, with the proviso that book #2 is due in a scarily short time-window. So, you honestly have to be able to work to both of these methods.

So what’s the point of this ramble? Anyone who’s ever seen me eat can verify I love to fry me some food. But geez, it sure is nice to tuck into a slow-cooked casserole on a cold winter’s day. It’s been bubbling in the pot all day, and the meat virtually dissolves on your tongue. Heavenly! It sure is a beautiful thing to see a story where every word belongs, where the writer has the comfort of playing at artisanship, giving many slow hours to the work at hand. These are often the works of great resonance, that you can read over and over. By all means works written under pressure can *also* pull this off, don’t get me wrong. Some of my favourite books are masterpieces of the Flashfry method, and typically have a rattling pace, great opening hooks, and are leaner than whippets. 

So fret not, ye of the Flashfry and folk of the Slowcook! For your methods are not mutually exclusive! NaNo if you must, but do yourself a favour and try your hand at a good old Slowcook once in a while, and for heaven’s sake just keep at it, no matter which method you pick. Had a 500 word day? Awesome, long as the words rock. 5K? Kick-arse! Word-counts can often be a false economy, so don’t let the figures rob you of the joy of creation.

Good writing is all, so aspire to it, no matter how you run your kitchen 🙂

The Writer’s Credo

May I always stay hungry.

May I always realise that this is as legitimate a career as any.

May I never be content with what I’ve achieved.

May I remember that this is meant to be fun.

May I never EVER step on the dreams of a newbie.

May I never lose the unbridled joy of creation, even in the face of a punishing schedule.

May I never fall into the twin pits of conceit and envy.

May I keep my pride in a match-box and my hubris locked up under the stairs.

May I be just organised enough to run a small business, chaotic enough to enjoy it 🙂

May I never overlook the positive power of sleep, productive routines, and eating properly.

May I remember to occasionally peel away from the keyboard and mingle with other humans.

May I succeed at this mad enterprise, so I can repay every single ounce of faith placed in me by my loved ones!

Amen!

Seth In Space

Seth J Rowanwood, my rather awesome illustrator from Writers of the Future (who took out the Golden Award in the sister contest, for his illustration of “The House of Nameless”) was lucky enough to have one of his book covers packed onto the last ever space shuttle launch and sent up to the International Space Station (just the cover, book itself was over the strict payload limit). That’s right – the squeezings of his brain got flown into space. I don’t care where you’re from, that’s damn cool 🙂

Few people get to cross that one off the ole bucket list. Well done Seth!

More info here:

http://www.sethjrowanwood.com/archives/767