For the first time I played around with the statistics tools for this website, just to see what’s been going on there.  It’s interesting to see how many folks are dropping by to read about my various adventures in My Writery Life, even if many of them are spam robots/agents of Skynet.  Amongst the number of visitors, locations read from etc, there’s an interesting section that shows just what search terms have brought them to the site.

Today’s creepiest one?  “Marisol Nichols feet”.  Someone really wants to see photos of this poor lady’s trotters, possibly Quentin Tarantino.  Good luck on your foot-fetish quest, oh random weirdo!

Not seen in photo: feet.

Still, I seem to remember Lee Battersby got a driveby viewing of his blog based on the search term “Billie Piper’s Nipples.”  And now, that person will also come here.  Just go and hire Secret Diary of a Call Girl, you sick freaks.  Better yet, use your one-handed typing skills for good, not evil.

In other news,  I recently ploughed through the first two seasons of True Blood.  I quite enjoyed the show, even when it got a bit soap-operaish and everyone-roots-everyone.  I have to say that my favourite character by far is Jason Stackhouse, he’s so stupid that he simply transcends intelligence, and you gotta love his enthusiasm.  Furthermore, a spoof of this show ended up on Sesame Street, titled “True Mud”.  Vampire porn on Sesame Street?  HOW?!?